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visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019


Bare Trust

Verb: To provide a great deal of trust.

Me to a year 7 with a football: Oi, one-two, bare trust.

by BumEgg July 25, 2023


Wear it bare

When an uncircumcised male keeps his foreskin retracted to appear circumcised.

Alex decided to wear it bare today, so his mates in the locker room wouldn't think he was an anteater.

by Frog E. February 10, 2011


bare sauce

when a stupid kid doesnt know how to use toronto slang and puts toronto slang together.

annoying privileged fuck boy says "wagwan walahi boidem"
dude 2: "you're bare sauce"

by September 16, 2020


bare na

When something is very bad in a joking way

I lost 50p”
Bare naaaaa”

by DaddyCogle November 18, 2021


Bare Bumper

A car bumper with nothing on it

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it

by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019


Bare-bitchin'

To be confidently naked or unprepared.

I went into that exam bare-bitchin'.
He is standing in the window bare-bitchin'.

by barebitchin May 14, 2024