Girthy-Base

The amount of girth, measured at the base of the phallus.

She grabbed my Girthy-Base and then began stroking till the load shot on her chest.

Missile Base

The is a place where a man's "missile" can "take off." Nickname for a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: The missile base was unaccommodating. The mission was a failure

Guy 2: That sucks man.

Last base

You've transcended dimensions, and have fucked everything in existence, but now the fine challenge awaits you. To transcend the final base you most masturbate.

Dude:"I Have transcended human understanding and have made it to last base"
Dude:"Why are you still doing this"

9th base

Fingering a girl with one's big toe

"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"

320👍 144👎

56746th base

having sexual intercourse with a dvd player while being butt raped by a whale in the middle of Sweden

Moby Dick likes to get to 56746th base

11👍 2👎

7th Base

Is sex with the hole in the throat.

He had a hole in his throat from smoking. So you stuck it in his throat hole? yep, got to 7th base.

287👍 128👎

34th base

Engaging in intercourse with a male dolphin (vaginally or anally), and surviving.

Bob: Tommy's sister is such a slut, I bet she could get to 34th base!

55👍 20👎