Beef Purse

Noun, slang - The female genitalia.

Also: A purse in which beef products are carried.

EG1: "Wow, man, Kuniva's mother has a really loose beef purse!"

EG2: "Darn it! We're out of steaks, and the big barbecue is tonight! We don't have time to run to the store!" "Don't worry Jan, I have some steaks in my beef purse!"

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beef peach

a slang swear word and or exclamation or word used to describe subsitute anything.

mmm...look at that chicks beef peach.
Dude i just made the bigest beef peach.
Dude your beef peach is rancid.
Your moms a beef peach

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Smoking the beef

Giving a blow job. Sucking a mans Penis.

That wee tina's away smoking the beef again!

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where's the beef

made famous by 80s tv commercial and is a sexual joke when a guy's dick isnt big enough the girl says "where's he beef?"

When Tommy pulled down his pants to show me his package, I yelled where's the beef in an innapropriate manner

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beef dagger

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together?
Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!
Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.
Wife: Oh no, not again!
Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

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beef-flume

a vagina

"your mother is a beef-flume"

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where's the beef?

Phrase made popular by a Wendy's TV commercial, which generally means a certain thing is lacking in main substance.

The hamburger has a huge bun, but where's the beef?

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