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The most true and stripped down raw level of perfection achievable, in any situation attainable. Can be achieved by the satisfaction of contentment in a particular moment.
EX: That relationship is "the best ever". Or..... Wasn't that concert "the best ever"?
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a large retail electronics company located all over the world, that offers reward zone, credit cards, service and replacement plans, magazines and millions of other things no one actually needs. their cashiers also need to give a 10 hour speech to each customer, which makes the lines extremely long.
Cashier: Hi how are u today?
Customer: good u
Cashier: im great! did u find everything okay today?
Customer: uh yeah.
Cashier: super! are u a rewards zone member?
Customer: no and i dont want-
Cashier: GREAT! ill go ahead and sign u up for a free membership today! all i need is ur phone number and address
Customer: no i really dont want one, i have too many cards
Cashier: oh come on its free! every time u spend $250 u get $5 back and other discount coupons on popular items!
Customer: alright fine..
Cashier: and im gonna give u some information about our reward zone credit card that gives u double the points for using it in the store and regular points wen u use it outside of best buy.
Customer: ok..
Cashier: and on this item we have a 4 year service plan for $99.99. it covers, dust, heat, humidity, normal wear and tear, power surge, and any defects with the product.
Customer: no ill be fine without it.
Cashier: i would highly recommend it, considering if u deal with the manufacturer, u would end up paying for shipping and handeling as well as some parts and if best buy couldnt fix this item for u they would give u a new one.
Customer: ill live without it.
Cashier: WELL if u wanna think about it, u have 30 days to come back and purchase it. AND to thank you for shopping with us today we are GIVING you 8 weeks risk free of either People, Entertainment Weekly, Sports Illustrated, or Time magazine, which ones do u like?
Customer: no thank u.
Cashier: are u sure? it would make a great present. wouldnt ur wife like People?
Customer: no i already get enough magazines and i will forget to cancel it.
Cashier: well with the 2nd to last issue it comes along with a card that notifies u cancel the trial, its very easy
Customer: no thats really okay, i dont want it.
Cashier: alright ur total is $456.98...okay do u want ur receit with u or in the bag
Customer: the bag
Cashier: okay and on the bottom of ur receit there is a website u can go to. bestbuycares.com and if u take a fast survey its a chance to win a 10,000 dollar shopping spree.
AND ur all set. THANK U HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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Somoene you can trust.
Someone you can love.
Someone you can sob with.
Someone you can be happy with.
Someone that you will always keep.
Someone that is bff with you.
Someone like...
Your best friend!
Olivia:I can say everything to you that is above us!
Caroline:ME TOO!
Olivia:OMG! Its true!
Caroline:We are best friends!
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A corporate electronics store that doesn’t care what electronics you buy, as long as you buy “extras” with it. No one in the company besides from the CEO's and the Investors have any kind of degree after high school. A store filled with weird managers.
*Everyone standing around by the cash register*
Best Buy Manager comes by - "Are you guys ready for some roleplaying??"
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the best person that can help you, cry with you and mend the little cracks in the heart, a friend
some one that is best at being your friend therefore making them your best friend, better than your other regular friends
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Someone who doesn't care who you hang out with, what shit you get yourself into, or what you talk about. The only person that you trust your entire life with. The one you tell everything to without fear of judgement. The one that you have the best memories with. The one that will always mean the most to you. The only person that you could spend days and days with and still have something to talk about. The only one where nothing gets awkward. The only one that you love a lot more than they love you.
Above all, the one's trust you want above anything else in the world. The only trust that really matters to you.
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