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Jacking off into a pancake.
One time I ate a pig in a blanket for breakfast at this restaurant. It came with free ICE WATER
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The common skin blanket is what's used during the winter months to assist your partner to keep warm whilst both parties are naked. Skin blankets are an excellent way to enjoy winter nights.
It's often best practised immediately before or after making love to ensure maximum warmth for both parties.
Her: Skin blanket
Him: No way, I'm off to work!
Her: Skin BLANKET!
Him: Ok, but I'm off in 2 minutes.
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Covering someone in a blanket (preferably one with dick-sized holes) and then proceeding to fornicate with them through the blanket. waaaahoooo.
BillyBang: Yo, girl! Let's blanket fuck!
Judy: COOCOONANNY!!!!
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Did you see that porn stars uncircumcised dick? That shit looked like a pig in the blanket.
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simply pinch your ball sack (lightly) on both sides of your penis and lift up and squeeze together around your penis.
looks like the good ol' IHOP "pigs in a blanket".
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When a girl smothers your sunburnt cock with aloe in Mexico and then proceeds to give you the messiest hummer of all hummers swallowing everything up so completely it was as if she had used blanket to soak it all up.
Patricio received two Mexican Blankets on his trip to Cabo.
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To cover your sexual partner(s) with old tissues that were once used to wipe up cum after masterbation
Baby, i'm going give you a cum blanket
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