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When a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out. When the woman wakes up her eyes are crusted over causing her to become blinded.
Why do you think Hellen Keller was dumb, deaf, and blind? She got a little more than a blind betty
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When a person who is fully aware that you are wearing earbuds and listening to music, but completely ignores them, thus continuing their conversation undeterred.
Guy 1: Hey should i drink Coke or Pepsi...
Guy 2: Listening to music
Guy 1: Well what do you think?
Guy 2: did u say something?
Guy 1: Yea i want to...
Guy 2: What are you, Earbud blind? go away.
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When you have been looking at Cisco configurations all day and nothing makes sense anymore.
So I was troubleshooting the router for 5 hours yesterday and had to stop because I came down with a case of Cisco Blindness .
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The ability to keep a positive mindset despite all the things in life that occur that are distracting and the active choice to keep moving forward trusting it will all work out for the best...
Leaving it all behind, they moved onwards in mutual blind trust... moving towards destiny...
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To be unable to hear from the ears otherwise known as deaf.
Sally clapped at the guy but he couldn't hear her because he was ear blind
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A kid who is constantly made fun of for being color blind.
Amish tard: do you think my drawing looks good? Oh wait you can't see it.
Edgy kids: hey blind kid
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the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.
Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"
Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"
Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"
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