A rezzy bong is the black tar build up in your bong being scrapped out and smoked through your bong.
"Hey man you want a rezzy bong?"
"Fuck yeah man pack me up"
*cancer cough*
"Holy fuck cunt that ripped me pack us another"
When you put ice in your bong to get a smoother hit.
"My throat's kinda sore today so let's make it a bong on the rocks."
The act of having the tip of your cock sucked, while receiving a hand job, then having your testicles lit on fire after they have most likely been soaked in a flammable liquid or material
Hey man I got to try out a Meat Bong last night! "Really? How was it?" IT FUCKING HURT!!
A cough or common cold that a group of friends, who smoke weed together, acquire when one jackass hits the bong with out informing people that they are sick.
*Cough Cough* " what's wrong dude?" "Bong virus man"
"A bong virus? What's that"
"We were all smoking the other day and Dakins dumbass was sick and didn't tell us so were all sick now"
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After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting
I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.
When you cup your ass with your hand in the shower and let it fill with water and then fart through it. The smell is tenfold.
That bong fart was fucking brutal luv
a piss bong is just like your average bong but the twist is that you replace the water with piss. Any piss can be used.
Bro A: Hey man! Wanna take a hit?
Bro B: yo.. u need to clean that the water’s yellow..
Bro A: nah man it’s a piss bong!
Bro B: I think we need to see other people.