Random
Source Code
Random
a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.
Man he looks like a Brandon.
2👍 2👎
Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is kind and courageous. He is very shy, but if he loves you, he will work up the bravery to tell you. Once he loves you, he will never give up on you. He is the stars on a dark night. He will always be there for you and help you through any situation. He loves his friends very much and is always playing around with them. He is selflessand one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet.
P1: I heard about the new kid today. His name is Brandon.
P2: Yeah I saw him too. He already made friends and is so nice to them.
P3: He seems pretty brave as well.
2👍 2👎
He’s the most breath taking person ever, he will make ur heart beat a different way and has a way of making u fall in love with him everyday . He’s also the best basketball player you could ever meet⛹🏽 ♂️He is more then just talented he is the best at everything he does and he also works very hard, harder then others. He usually is muscular and feels amazing to hug he is very kissable✅. Be careful not to loose him tho, not the way I did and once u get the chance take it he’s worth everything and anything❤️ That’s the definition of my Brandon💘
Omg is that Brandon 👑🔀
2👍 2👎
Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding
2👍 2👎