a gathering of bros in which manly things are done, such as the kicking back of brewskis and playing video games
male bonding
Dude that was a solid bro fest last night
bro wheeze is a supernatural being made of the constructs of time, space, 13 other dimensions and a male genitalia. It is said that he was amidst the rise and fall of the dinosaurs, the egyptians and the roman empire always lurking in the shadows, wheezing. The only thing superior to the mighty bro wheeze is his nigga yung breezy. In his 3 dimensional form, bro wheeze takes the shape of a cyclops penis with a singular testicle alongside his bionic testicle.
Jesus: Who are you?
bro wheeze: *wheeze*
Bumble bro is a term used for pedophiles.
Dude have you seen whatβs in his locker? He has to be a bumble bro!
Just to add on to the other definitions, always leave one urinal space between you and all others in the bathroom. Nobody wants to pee right next to anyone.
Come on man, thats against the Bro Code
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A straight guy who is good friends with a gay man (The male version of a fag hag).
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A mythical creature that combines bro time with a hot and sexy (usually sassy or sarcastic) package. Basically the coolest person in the world combining sex appeal and slightly toned down bro behavior. Not to be confused with a bro hoe this girl may or may not be easy depending on a male or female view of sex and number of sexual partners. Can occur when fathers aren't given sons to pass on their knowledge to. Not to be confused with a lesbian that appears manly, the bro goddess must be at least straight leaning towards bisexual is an added bonus. Can be a great wingman when hunting a threesome. Not to be confused with butch the bro goddess appears to be a demure female in everyday situations until she speaks.
That Jessie chick, on the mountian bike, chugging a beer, giving me the finger? Oh she's the bro goddess for sure.
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Masterbating with your bro(s). Jacking off with a buddy, or buddies.
Not giving your Bros blow jobs, just getting off with them
Dude, I was bro bating last night and it was great
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