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The world's greatest martial artist.....
also the only pupil to survive under Chuck Norris.
Fact:
Bruce Lee's real name is Buer LeCe. He was a Frenchman.
In 1964, Buer entered Chuck Norris' one-day boot camp along with 9 others who had the guts to do it.
At the end of the camp, Buer was the only one standing.
To merit his effort, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Buer's face at the speed of Norris (he would've done it bearfooted but he kept his shoes on because Buer was French) and Buer's entire physique changed into a yellow-skinned Asian. In addition, the kick was so powerful that Buer's name got jumbled into spelling "Bruce Lee."
Shocked and honored, Buer - now Bruce - moved to Hollywood to try to mimic Chuck's moves.
When Chuck found out, he disguised Bruce's death and brought him to be work in his kitchen.
Bruce Lee became Chuck's cook.
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A term coined by Peg McMinty, referring to automatic (or manual) transmission fluid.
"Alright, we got engine oil on this- oh, this is tranny. Bruce Jenner oil on this side."
Crack head bruce is a kind caring incredibly stupid and beautiful loser and is lost without crack head betty in there life you are lucky to know her/him boom she likes to yell at people to get there cold feet off her and she don’t like Gucci or Louie she’s a dollar general type of gal and she loves to pick pocket oh and she absolutely LOVES to kick old people downstairs . Oh and crack head bruce I hope you see this how are you I miss you come back to me
Crack head bruce You’ve been in a coma for 60 years come back to us this is the only way we could reach you. We miss you well your family don’t I do
A test for wearabilty on older pairs of shoes. You jump up as high as you can and land with full force five times in a row. Similar to how Lee killed Oharra in Enter The Dragon.
Damn those are crispy, but would u mind sending me a video of you doing the Bruce Lee Challenge?
a fart that is lethal like bruce lee.
when i was a kid, my best friends brother once bottled a bruce lee fart. he was saving it for a later time when he would need to kill someone.
i think this stuff is what they used in the gas chamber in death camps and in modern day prisons.
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