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When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.
She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.
When you accidentally shit yourself in a sleeping bag and it becomes moist.
I heard billy slept in a gravy burrito last night.
Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.
Man 2; I’m calling border patrol
oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/
noun: plural: Ohio burritos
Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.
Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.
A combining of the two words Neeto and Burrito. used for exclamatory purposes.
guy1 "Dude, Look at this" guy2 "WOAH, that's a Neeto Burrito"
After you cummed on a napkin and you roll it up like a burrito.
Guten Appetit
My bitch was so hungry last night so I made her a German burrito.