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After a night of heavy drinking in Chicago, a passed-out girl is carried upstairs and subjected to unspeakable acts performed on her anus. The next morning she wakes up and can't remember anything, or has possibly suppressed all memories of the event. But the lingering pain and difficulty walking serve as reminders of the carking she received the previous night.
Honey, make sure you wash back there extra well and drink up. There's gonna be a whole lotta Chicago Carking going on tonight.
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A cocktail made with gin and scotch, instead of the typical martini's vermouth.
Chicago martini recipe: Stir 4 parts gin to 1 part scotch in a pitcher with ice; strain into martini glasses and garnish with olives.
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During the act of anal sex, a man will pull his penis out of another mans anus and insert the poop covered wiener into the armpit of the reciver. He will then continue to make love to the armpit untill an ejaculation is achieved. At this point the man will ejaculate into his hand and rub it onto his penis. To complete the Chicago Dog the man will insert his poopy, armpit, sperm covered wiener into the mouth of the reciever.
Jesus, your breath smells terrible! Did you just eat a Chicago Dog?
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The Chicago Cubs are a baseball team that overshadow the more competent White Sox. Contrary to popular belief the White Sox have about as many real baseball fans as the Cubs, give or take a few. Most of the Cubs fan base is made up of occasional watchers who figure it would be fun to hang at Wrigley for one or two games each season, not true fans. These fans tend to blame their troubles on preposterous curses and/or other fans (ex: the goat and Steve Bartman), and as long as the Cubs are hovering around .500 they think they're going to the World Series. The Cubs also have talented baseball players who are either hurt all the time (Mark Prior/Kerry Wood) or just can't get it together.
Maybe they should build Mark Prior a bionic arm, then the Chicago Cubs might actually make the playoffs for once!
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A violent act where the victim is placed with their mouth across the edge of a curb and a person stomps until the edge of the mouth is torn apart, thus creating a smile.
That buster sold me bad weed, so I gave him a Chicago Smile.
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It has everything on it! While a woman is on her period, have sex with her whilst adding vomit, snot, feces, spit, and urine to her chesticles. Top it off by pulling out and titty fucking her to add blood and semen to the mix.
If she really wants to prove her love, she'll let me perform the Chicago Hotdog.
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The people in Chicago who, along with the pollacks, have the jobs, money, and connections.
Isn't it great being Chicago Irish? We don't have to play to any stereotypes or come up with any excuses for anything because we own this fucking town. Pretty cool, huh?
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