synonym for 'hipster'
"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"
Knee pads for guys preforming oral sex
If your heading to Sanfransico you better bring your California slippers
When your model of a wife comes in your bedroom and licks your asshole while your screwing a five dollar whore.
Hey guys, I got a california rimjob from my wife last night when i was fucking a five dollar whore.
a person or persons who says they are straight but watches gay porn in thier free time
Straight Gay Guy california gtv
When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.
I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!
When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.
I California slammed her ass last night.
Person 1: "Bro do you fuck with the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow?'"
Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"
Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"
Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."