Big saddo with no life and no friends. Is extremely erotic but disgusting to look at and be around.
Hey Callum
Hi I am Callum. I lost my leg in a car crash and replaced it with my DICK(It IS BIG)
If you see a Thicc boy waking it is a Callum.
He is sooo hot and sexy. He gets all the girls unlike Landon. He has a lot of confidence and did I mention how hot he is. Sometimes Callum feelths lonely and depressed but tis thus time thou cheer thy upwards. UWU
He has a huge cock.
I heard Callum has a crush on Dallas
Callum meaning a gay faggot who only thinks for himself and will never kiss a girl except his mother and will only ever be in his mams basement for his entire life
Everyday he wakes up thinking
“I’m such a sick amazing kid” but in reality no body likes him because he’s a faggot and a bastard
A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.
“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”
Also see gigachad. Massive legend. Not afraid to break a neck or two in football. Timewasting expert. Single for life!
Slightly alpha but working on it. A very interesting person as you can tell. BTW he has a footlong!
Callum is a gigachad.
Callum is single but always ready for a good night in