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The most followed Albanian geography account on TikTok.
TikToker that’s known for geography videos, memes, gags and more!
Man 1: Hey dude I just was one of Captain Monkey’s videos!
Man 2: I know me too! How does he make such good maps?
When you longbottom so hard you don't look like yourself pre-puberty, much like how Steve Rogers didn't look the same pre- and post- serum.
Damn! That's Jerry from high school? I didn't even recognize him! Puberty Captain America'd his ass
A variation of Captain’s Pick, which in the original definition, is an unqualified and unknown/untested guy who is plucked from obscurity (by the head honchos) and helicoptered into a role within a work team, which is way, way out of his league.
This same guy, has neither been peer accepted or consulted-passed - nor will he ever be, coz he is so developmentally challenged that he will never progress, yet still enjoys the privilege of patronage by the top brass.
That’s the original definition, but the pun version (Captain’s Prick) has this same guy having the added dimensions of being obnoxious to the team, never contributing to team effort and what’s more…. he dogs others to the Captain just to get himself and the charade (of his competency) ahead!
All these, while never being made to be accountable for anything himself, coz he is inexplicably endorsed from above (due to the nature of his appointment) and so he is allowed to remain the way he is, indefinitely.
So much so that the others, either start leaving the job or have fantasies of leaving or at worse… have disturbing fantasies of overpowering him and hog tying him up and dumping him into a giant vat upon firewood and setting it to boil (muahahahaha!).
The big bosses at my GF’s workplace not long ago, ushered in “Jason” into the role of Team Manager- he is an untested nobody whose last position was as a mailroom boy.
But he has a glib tongue which convinces the top brass that he is made for greater things.
Jason turns out to be a real Captain’s Prick.
Due to his incompetence, unhelpfulness, nastiness and treachery, he has upset so many people that just last month, within the space of just one week: Jan, Steven, Cynthia, Robert and Melissa all quit in disgust.
Now there is just 2 left in the team - my GF being one of them - she comes home crying to me every night!
A boss/supervisor who puts everyone else down to cover up their own inadequacies. Constantly overworking staff, under appreciating them and doing very little themselves. Their ultimate specialty is delegation. They berate staff to their fellow workmates to justify their own superficial, pathetic existence. Usually fat, ugly and angry at the world.
Look out, here comes Captain Choda, I wonder what we've done wrong now......
Warning, Captain Choda is on the war path.
Try to do something small and humble and end up doing something magnificent and amazing
"I'm going to do a little fundraiser"
"Let's hope it turns out to be a captain Moore"
A drink that was created by drunken teenagers from jersey at 1 a.m. It contains orange propel fitness water and about 3 shots of captain morgan. The combination of these fluids creates a smooth tasting liquid orgasm.
Guy 1: Dude what am I drinking?
Guy 2: The Captain's Propeller brosef!
Guy 1: WOW! This is like a liquid orgasm!
The workplace comic book villain douche bag who denies accountable for anything and delivers nothing yet still maintains employment.
The shit really hit the fan at work. Everyone was grilled except <insert name> who is Captain Teflon. Nothing ever sticks to him/her.