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When one telecom guys stands in the lower part of a raised floor datacenter making it easier to fellaish him
I saw some san guy in the DC giving out north carolina shorty
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the act of cumming countless times into a sock, letting it grow mold, and proceeding to slap someone unconscious with it whilst inserting the unholy item up their anal cavity
tom made a south carolina sockpuppet with his bros. they all complained about their ass hurting in the morning.
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When you take your girl out to a freshly harvested cornfield and find a nice and thick ear of corn. Stick the ear in her ass and twist it, breaking off the kernels in her ass. Then she squats over your face and shits the corn into your mouth and you gobble it up like a hungry hog.
Why do you smell like shit this morning. I went to a Carolina Hog Feeding last night with my girl.
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When a man ejaculates into a female's mouth, and then the female proceeds to pull trig, vomiting both her stomach bile and the man's semen back into the man's mouth.
Handsome Stud: "Yo dog I was piping this hooker last night and decided to finish things off with a nice little South Carolina Birdfeeder."
Stud's Friend: "No way dude I did the same thing last week to some random chick I met at a frat party."
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Shelby NC, a city of around 21,000 residents, with around 20,000 of them being rednecks.
This town is really segregated, 59% white population and a 40% black population in this little city you can imagine the segregation and racism.
One day i was driving threw Shelby and some rednecks in a f150 pulled up beside me and rolled down their window and yelled "FUCKING NIGGER"
Also crime is really bad in this city, one of the worst towns in NC for crime.
The highlight of this city is going to the Super K-mart on a saturday night, or to the Cleveland mall with a nice selection of 5 shops.
Bubba "Im from Shelby North Carolina!"
Bo "Same here!"
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A school that people who cant get into good schools go to, their band is the best band no one has ever heard of, in a place no one would ever go to unless they are wanted by the law and trying to escape society.
Why would you go to Western Carolina University?
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The act of stretching your foreskin around other mans testical and yelling “Hey Bo!”
I was watching forest gump with billy and gave him a South Carolina shrimp net under the blanket.