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Castling at a strange time in chess
NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.
Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.
Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!
Has all you ever need in life - Sports Direct, Poundland, Wetherspoons and "Glory hole golf". Use to have Primark and Bonmarche but they left because they were too upmarket for Castle Square.
I do me shoppin at Castle Square. Its got reyt good shops!
An archaic term for one’s anus, typically used in reference to anal sex.
“I’d like to storm her poo castle!”
Castle is a other word for temple or house...
Rain is a other word for blessings of God
My castle rain is what i am for my God
When you dump out your bathroom trash can and the residing kleenexes and toilet paper conform to the shape of the trash can.
Jim: I went to the beach and made a sand castle today, in quick fashion, too.
Steve: I stayed inside, dumped out all my bathrooms' trash bins, and made some toiletry castles in the process. Those were the culmination of four months' work though.
When you go into the woods to grandmas house and you are kidnapped by knights that raid your asshole.
Boy we need to raid the castle all over that bitch.