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A cat is one of the most majestic animals on this earth.
why do i think cats are better?
1) because cats don’t require lots of money, most times
2) cats don’t take much space up
3) most cats don’t smell like shit (not saying all dogs smell bad but still)
4) lots of cats are actually funny
5) if you’re having a bad day and a cat jumps on you, you can just push the cat softly and the cats paws will just glide off of you. a dog will continue to jump on you and attack you even if you tell it to stop.
Don’t hate on me because I said that.
Most people don’t like cats and say they are “trash” or “cats should die” but they don’t even fucking own a cat. Some people say cats are lazy but you don’t know until you get one. Some cats are really energetic (like one of my cats) and some can be lazy but sometimes you just have to deal with it. You are most likely not a cat person until you get one. Most cat lovers respect dog lovers’ opinions but most dog lovers hate cat lovers’ opinions. But sometimes that’s not always true so again, don’t hate on me because I said that.
Have a good day!
example 1:
maddy is a cat lover and jake is a dog lover
maddy: *sees jake with his dog* aww that’s cute. i like both animals but i prefer cats.
jake: *sees maddy with her cat* eW! wHy Do cAtS eVeN eXiSt??? cAtS aRe SpAwNs of tHe dEvIL hImSeLf! cAtS aRe fUcKiNg tRaSh!!!!!!! aLL cAtS sHoUlD dIe!!!! CATS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!
example 2:
jake: *gets a cat* omg cats are so adorable i love cats
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Mean little pieces of shits. If you were getting shot your cat would do fixing nothing. All they do is sit around and be lazy fucks. Sometimes scratches you and furniture.
My cat shit near her litter box instead of in the litter box
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The weed smoker that you rip off every time and he comes back for more next day. The word is used in London.
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An evil, fuzzy, cute creature that plots to kill everyday.
PERSON 1: AWW YOUR CATS ARE SO CUTE!!
PERSON 2: YEAH BUT I'M SURE THAT HES TRYING KILL ME...
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Word used to designate a thing that has four legs, emits cries that sound like "rrrr" and "meow", eats mainly meat, runs away due to nothings, likes to get petted, has claws, has a triangular pink nose, has a short, absent or long fur, dislikes strong smells, likes to annoy humans, lives for about 12-15 years and breeds like a madman. Is very agile and can run fast and jump higher than its own length. Can also purr, producing motorlike sounds.
Did you see my cat? I did not hear a meow since I came back from work.
My cat is very annoying. Yet I don't even know what it wants. I would like to be able to mute it.
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