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2 Hot Carls (shit in a tube sock) tied together to make nunchucks. Thank you B.M.
Don't make me beat you with hot chucks.
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You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.
i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.
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This is the proof that violate the second law of thermodynamic. Chuck Thermodynamic can make liquid nitrogen go into an exothermic process at release infinite joules of heat to crush an opponent. Chuck Thermodynamic can only be pulled off by Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris can use ice to increase the temperature of the sun. Theoretically, Chuck Norris is consider "the system" who will give off infinite heat to "the surrounding" which, in this case, is the universe. Eventually, the universe will burn up and our existence will be null.
Chem Student: We don't have gas for the bunsen burner.
Chuck Norris: I will punk the ice to some heat with the power of Chuck Thermodynamic!
Chem Studnet: wtf?
(Chuck Norris cause 1E90 Joules of explosion in the Chemistry lab.)
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"Chucking a Gary" is term given to an individual who creates the most bullshit stories you've ever heard. A fabricator of the most elaborated and ridiculous stories imaginable.
Person1 “hey man, did you hear I’m paying to be the first space tourist ever?”
Person2 “Bullshit, stop chucking a Gary”
Person1 "nah seriously, and my uncle has 10 ferraris in his roof"
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When you find a nasty lil slut, that you only want fuck and nothing more..
I saw this cute lil druken slut last night at the club, I was drunk as fuck, and she was all over me. I did the only sane thing a horny guy would do. I did the old "fuck it & chuck it".. Never saw that bitch again!!!!
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When a girl deep throats your weiner, gags, then barfs all over you, your dick, and everything else.
A week after the Dick Chuck I was still trying the get the stains out of the carpet and my weiner.
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A bad odor commonly associated with yeast infections.
Someone smells like chuck overton around here.