If something g goes your way financially. Or you don't have to pay and get something for free.
Steve: Yo, that hot waitress just came in fiscally clutch.
Jerry: How?
Steve: She hooked it up with free nuggets.
Jerry: Gang Gang
A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.
"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."
When you clench something in your anus do it doesn’t fall out
“Eats Vault Cheese” while rectal clutch continues
When a girl opens up her butthole enough for the testicles to slip in before she clenched allowing for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over to my house tonight I wanna treat you to The Devils Clutch”
(Verb) An awesome find. Unique (Usually sarcastic)
I found this ceramic fish with a clock in its belly at the garage sale; now that’s some clutch gear!
a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.
i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.
2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps