dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)

“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

Coconutting

An action preformed by 4 or more individuals who bounce up and down around a certain item or area. (hopefully, around a coconut)

Those campers over there are coconutting where the flagpole would be.

Coconutting

The action of ejaculating into a coke-whore's mouth.

I ended up coconutting Ashley in the alley this afternoon.

coconutting

The act of cumming into a selfmade coconut-fleshlight.

Damn, coconutting 4 times a day really is exhausting!

coconut bum

someone who is dumb

“oh you dropped your hair”

“damn coconut bum”

Coconut dog

Gemma dryden

Gemma is a coconut dog

Coconut entertainment

An entertainment that will be better than joy and big hit and yg and sm with their first girl group Tropic going to win 1000000000 awards

Coconut entertainment is the best entertainment in the world (ps: coconut.ent.official is their tiktok)