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College Confidential

A website that is supposed to help high school students and their parents with getting into university and how to manage courses while there, but is flooded with insecure people who act elitist and belittle others based on their mediocre GPA, SAT/ACT scores, etc. If you have a 3.3 GPA, you are seen as a loser similar to someone begging for money on the freeway overpass. Most believe if it's a tactic to get people to become hopeless so they don't apply to the Ivy League and have them get an easier chance of getting in.

User: I have a 3.3 GPA, 1250 SAT and 30 ACT, along with being the president of the Hockey club, 5 AP courses taken with 3 4's and 2 5's, and have over 100 hours of community service. What are my chances of getting into San Diego State?
Idiot on College Confidential: You are more likely to mop floors at McDonald's then get into SDSU with those stats kiddo. Have you considered community college?

by partyrockstar222 August 3, 2019

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


College Confidential

A website where try hards can brag about their stats and over exaggerate them. Also a place where butthurt people that didn't get into their dream school can bash on other people and say that they have no chance of getting into said school.

College Confidential
Asian
Male
Can pay full OOS tuition

SAT: 2390 - 790 Math (stupid bubbling mistake) <- (LOOOOOOL, SURE.), 800 CR/W
Unweighted GPA: Roughly 3.98 or 3.97 (4.7 Weighted GPA) - 12 APs + MVC/DiffEqs by graduation
UC GPA: Probably 4.5 or whatever the maximum is (I have 8+ semesters of AP, all As)
Subject tests: 800 Math II, 800 Physics
Essays: should be decent
ECs: Science League (top 10% award), President of Mu Alpha Theta, potentially officer in FBLA, potentially officer in Science Honor Society, member of Spanish Honor Society,

Awards: FBLA 1st at States(potentially Nationals award in summer), Semifinalist at a statewide business idea competition, NMSQT (nearly certain), Silver key in NE region for Scholastic Art/Writing, Congressional award bronze medal

WILL I GET IN?!?!

BrownButthurt: Good chance! All academics and no character, perfect!
CornellBound: You don't stand a chance. Your EC's are weak.
Harvardisbae: You are well academically but also an inconsiderate person with no character, GOOD CHANCE!

*note all the "potential" - over exaggerating.

by GetClocked March 10, 2015

29πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Wellesley College

The best of the best. The top women's college in the US, shall I say more?

Wellesley is full of brilliant women out to change the world. Capable of attending the "ivies", these women are drawn to the nurturing environment.

Once a Wellesley woman, always a Wellesley woman. Notable alumni are Hilary Clinton and Albright.

130 years of women on top and still going.

The MIT and Harvard men fall head over heals when they see this women. Look out!

by Smartie04 May 9, 2005

605πŸ‘ 239πŸ‘Ž


centenary college

A small Methodist college in the heart of Hackettstown, New Jersey. The food sucks, the students are culturally naΓ―ve, and most everyone goes home on weekends. Professors are required to take attendance and fail anyone with more than four absences. The credit system changes every semester to throw everyone off. Parties start at 5 pm and get busted left and right by the crazy pigs before midnight. Every guy is either very unattractive or taken. The girls are bitches. Applebees and Walmart are the only hangouts in the area. Last but not least, there is one frat and one sorority – the frat is for black guys and the sorority is for fat chicks.

I go to Centenary College.
OH! THAT SUCKS! I go to Rutgers!

by GetInMyPants September 24, 2007

102πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


palomar college

10% community college
10% ashtray
80% parking lot

I parked at Palomar College, walked for 15 minutes through the parking lot to get to class, and saw more cigarettes on the ground then there are students on campus.

by some student November 26, 2006

43πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


College Booty

1. Girls around college age whose asses have started to hang from wear and tear.
2. When a girls booty goes from sticking out, to hanging down.

That girl there has a case of college booty.

by Dr. Zehas August 26, 2009

43πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Union College

First of all, the things listed above are old school. You want the real deal, check this out. Union is in Schenectady: heart of NY. We're not from the City, and we're not on the Canadian border, we're basically perfectly located. The campus is gorgeous in all seasons, small and walkable, and the buildings are beautiful.
The people here are kick-ass: brains, beauty and brawn. Not everyone is preppy, not everyone is rich. The kids are varied and down to earth, accessible and personable. It's easy to meet people from various backgrounds and we're not just a bunch of clones. Yeah, we've got some Coach and Armani, but no one's scared to rock some Target fashions. Also, we're not defined by our Greek life. The sorority girls aren't a bunch of blonde coke-heads, and our frat brothers are not roofying maniacs.
This IS the real Union College.

Mechanical engineering, Minnesota, Delta Delta Delta sister
East Asian Studies, Voorheesville, NY, Ballroom Dancer
Environmental Studies, Texas, Alpha Epsilon Pi brother
English and Art, Maine, Minerva House Council
Spanish and Economics, Schenectady, Volleyball

All here at Union College...

by Union March 27, 2008

221πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž