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boomer coma

When someone comes home from work or other strenuous activity and dozes off in their chair. The term comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boys after a hard days of work.

"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"

by macklemurr September 2, 2023


boomer coma

When you come home from work or after any strenuous activity and begin to doze off in your chair. The word comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boy with a beer in hand (boomer coma does not have to do with alcohol).

"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"

by macklemurr September 2, 2023


Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool June 1, 2011


Thought coma

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.

Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.

by modhek February 2, 2022


bedroom coma

Points towards someone who has trouble with their sleeping schedule or was exhausted that day and went to sleep for more-or-less a day or more.

I was so tired from work and had a bedroom coma yesterday. Eventually I woke up at 6 P.M. My sleep schedule is fucked, man.

by moochia January 28, 2024


sad coma

Middle schoolers wakening up on a Monday morning.

leave me alone i'm in a sad coma state

by zxcvbnmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,lkjhgfdsa March 29, 2019


Boob Coma

Being slapped around with big boobs and end up falling into a coma

I was motor boating these big titties and fell into a boob coma

by Reasonforcsextion69 June 29, 2018