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When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house
Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
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A computer weasel (noun) - someone who lurks around the IC (or any university library) waiting to pounce onto any stray abandonned computer with all the skill and cunning of a weasel.
A - mate, I swear that guy behind me has been staring at me for the last 20 minutes. its really distracting.
B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.
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Black slabs that run at 2 frames per second, they like deep fried chicken and long walks along the beach.
Don't buy a Dell Computer there actually poo poo
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A no0b term used by Kawanu which is a tauran warrior on shadowmoon. It is used to describe having two computers in your room....
Jesse is a dumb ass "I have dual Computers in my roomzors ZOMGZ!!!1111"
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a person who gets underpaid to fix simple user errors
Person A:"My computer is working."
Person B:"Call that computer tech"
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An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.
I have tried to kick my Crack Computer habit but I am hooked. I cannot do ANYTHING without it.
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Hinglish for computer master. Used several times in "Slumdog Millionaire" by the gameshow host. Ji after a name is a Hindi term of respect.
A more flattering moniker than "hey IT guy"
Could you please show me how to archive my email, computer ji?
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