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Freddy Kreuger's stepdad, according to Freddys Dead: The Final Nightmare
Freddy Kreuger offscreen kills alice cooper with a throat slit.
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The greatest rock and roll artist to have ever lived, but people still somehow haven't heard of him at all. He started in the sixties with his first famous album being Love It To Death, which included the song I'm Eighteen, and following up with albums such as School's Out, Killer, Muscle of Love, Billion Dollar Babies, and Welcome To My Nightmare, which is about a boy/man named Steven who is in a nightmare. In the late 70's, he went into rehab due to his alcohol addiction, which almost killed him. During this time up until 1983, he was still touring and making albums. He finally got out of rehab in 83, and took a break until he returned with his comeback album Constrictor, which included an amazing song called Teenage Frankenstein. He became even more popular in 1989 with his hit song Poison from the album Trash. More recently, in 2011, he released the album Welcome 2 My Nightmare, which continued on the story about a boy/man called Steven, who also appeared in more earlier albums, starting at Welcome To My Nightmare, Goes To Hell, The Last Temptation and some other songs in other albums. In 2017, he released the album Paranormal, in which he collaborated with his original band members, with whom he had split up with after Billion Dollar Babies. Now, he is still rocking hard and touring like he was in his twenties, when he is in fact 70. Hopefully he can release a couple of more albums before he is forced to retire. Rock on Alice!!
Jason: Hey Bill, you know Alice Cooper?
Bill: Hell yeah I do!
Jason: Well, I saw him in a concert last night, and he was amazing!!
Bill: WHAAAAT?!?! I'm so freaking jealous! What songs did he play?
Jason: He played Poison, School's Out, Killer, Woman Of Mass Distraction, The World Needs Guts, Billion Dollar Babies, No More Mr. Nice Guy, Feed My Frankenstein, Brutal Planet and some more! You should definitely see him soon!
Bill: Man, I definitely will soon! He's so awesome.
Bill and Jason: WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!
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Is when you put someone in a half nelson, finger their butthole, give them a fish hook after you have done so and the to proceed with anal sex while making noises of the animal of your choice.
Bitch got out of line, so I Roofus Coopered her ass.
I Roofus Coop'd the slut up so she couldn't get away.
You can't have a party with The Roofus Cooper.
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The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him
Person 1: I hate him
Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now
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A woolly mammoth of a man who enjoys making love to hits such as candy shop and rape me, has a hardcore foot fetish, and loves white nail polish. Watch out ladies, you’ll always want to keep your feet covered around this notorious feet pic lover! He has a tiny friend named Jorge who follows him around everywhere for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s the shit because he pulled one pretty girl but the rest are grade a white trash skanks.
Damn dude don’t be a cooper coffee he sweats like a sinner in church and has enough hair to make him toasty in the winter.
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Someone who pretends to have standards yet will touch anything that moves
Friend: You know that ugly girl from last night?
Friend2: Yeah, why?
Friend: I fingered her!
Friend2: Dude you're such a cooper!
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The coolest Person you'll meet, (:
So nice & chill. Always got your back ! fun to talk to !
Monica: You have to meet Cooper Nicolaysen , he's so chilll. Like a bosss.
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