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When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.
I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.
A over the counter baby is given if you go to the doctor for your loneliness, and you are prescribed with 1 prescription of baby
Linda: I was felling lonely, so I went and got some over the counter baby
Vanessa: cool
A line counter is a construction worker stuck in their old ways, unwilling to adopt adopt new products or technology to make lives easier or faster. They reject the notion that any improvements could be made to tools or processes used in construction and home improvements and prefer to things the traditional way out of stubbornness and technology aversion.
That plumber John is a real line counter, the dude is still using a hand powered drill and flip phone since 2005.
"if you don't know how to use insert traditional tool/process/technique here, you wouldn't be working on my job site" - Line Counter commenting on any social media post
The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.
There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.
My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.
I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.
My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.
Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.
traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
In the U.S., food counters are mostly in poor, high-risk neighborhoods. They are most often open at night, since there are more young people at that time.
Hell, I've eaten Kevin's food, it's the best food, really! He keeps a counter with food there, look!
When you cum on a girls breasts
John: how did you date go?
Ryan: when pretty good. Gave her a sticky milk counter