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So basically it’s someone who fucks there cousin.
I was at a family gathering and I fucked my cousin.
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Man, I'm screwed because Aunt Flo and Cousin Red arrived yesterday.
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Child of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first cousin-pibling is a good person.
The grandchild-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My second co-cousin-in-law is a good person.
The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.
Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
Third-cousin-eleven-removed (3C11R).
My third-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.
A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.
Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."
Person 2: *Snores*"...."
Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."
Person 2: "Wait what?!?"
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