crashed._.rocket

Literally the best tiktoker in the world🐢. The slayer of all slays😏. We stannn him. LOVE HIMM SLAAAAY. MATERIAL GURL!!! 🤪

Some rando: I love crashed._.rocket he is so slay, also mlp and dolls YES PLEASE!!

Me: uhhhhh YEA

crashed._.rocket

Literally the best tiktoker there is🐢. The slayer of all slays 😏. The snazziest, baddie EVER! WE LOVE HIMM! HE SLAYYS! MATERIAL GURL! 🤪

Some rando: omg crashed._.rocket is the coolest!! like mlp AND dolls YES PLEASE

me: uhhh… YEA!

Crash her server

confuse her

Crash her server - I sent her so many messages that I crashed her server

A crash

When a crush goes wrong…
This can happen in many ways, for example:

Being rejected, friend/sibling zoned,

Becoming too obsessed and making them hate you
You find out that your crush is a horrible person/has a terrible habit etc.
Or when you know everything about them and they didn’t know you existed.

Basically when your crush, crashes.

Jen: I love you Brad!!
Brad: Who are you…?
Jen: *in mind* well that crush turned into a crash

G-Crash

A failure related to anything Google. Like G-Talk, G-Mail, ect... G-Crashes most often occur in Internet Explorer, but can occur on any platform. They are a pain in the ass.

When you have to many Google chat windows open at once and the page freezes, you have just experienced a G-Crash.

comment crashed

when a comment on a status gets more like than the status itself. The status has been comment crashed.

James Baker
my girlfriend just said I'm the best boyf in the world.. jeal girls?
56 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Richard Taylor, Michael Yates and 2 others like this.

Adam Johnson kill yourself.
51 minutes ago · Like · 20 people

Michael Yates oohh dude you just got comment crashed
25 minutes ago - Like - 4 people

Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.

That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.