a person, usually a male, who will rob anything with anything.
James: "did you hear what happened to Nick?"
Henry: "yeah didn't he rob that dog with a wallet?"
James: "Yeah nobody knew why a dog had a wallet but nick robbed it. He's a crime boy."
The Mobile Crime Scene is usually a dilapidated RV that runs well enough to move its tweaker occupants to various locations around town. RV's are preferred since their classification as a "home" makes search warrants more difficult to obtain. The term can also apply to creepy cargo vans or other vehicles that look to be used for nefarious purposes.
If something smells funny in the neghborhood you should check if the tweakers have set up a Mobile Crime Scene and started cooking up meth.
When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.
Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.
Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
Term coined by Kid Cudi to describe the stealing or selling of something in order to give a child a gift for Christmas.
"Hey scott, how'd your mom get you that new iPod?"
"I dont know, she probably Christmas Crime'd it."
Person #1: who is lochlan?
Person #2: he is be gay do crime.
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This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter
"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"
when something in the true crime community is shocking / epic
holy true crime that’s epic