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Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”

by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023


lisa crow

the name for somebody with a leg that faces inwards/pigeon leg (slang) from Swanley.

look at that Lisa Crow

by lewlew2002 March 6, 2016


Crazy Crow

Is it a rapist? A manipulator? Do they try to give people eating disorders? ALL OF THE ABOVE!! If you like having friends STAY AWAY! if you do something the crazy crow doesn't like they will do their best to ruin your life!

OH SHIT ITS THE CRAZY CROW! DONT CALL THEM OUT FOR ANY OF THEIR BULLSHIT!

by Amazing Bastard September 20, 2022


Sheryl Crow hole

orifice into which breadsticks are to be inserted making certain to utilize water based alfredo sauce

Im going to Olive Garden to stuff my Sheryl Crow hole with never ending breadsticks.

by Blazeysdad April 21, 2024


with the crows

Someone who is "with the crows" is plotting or conspiring against you, or is planning to sabotage you somehow.

ya, that judge must be with the crows.

by without the crows January 28, 2011


Crowness

When a black person hijacks your car and steals your passport

Police : Hello how can I help you

Person 1:a person just crownessed my car
Police : Ok all pursuits on

by Schubby monster December 27, 2019


crowing of the cock

Getting an erection

Person: Jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now I want his dick

by cfm21 October 21, 2014