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When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.
The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.
The act of penetrating a woman in the anus and partially creating a pink sock while the woman expels her bowls through the pink sock creating a turtle head like structure protruding form the opening in the sock.
Dude last night I gave her such a nice leather cupcake that I needed a dish towel to clean it up.
It’s where your hitting a girl from the back then you pull out and nut on each cheek, (best done while she lays flat on her stomach)
Jamal was hitting Cindy from the back so he iced her cupcakes (icing the cupcakes)
When you fuck your bitch and your dick comes out brown
My bæ came over last night and I ended up with a Burnt cupcake
The scariest man you will ever meet.
Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.
When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.
"Can I lick the bowl?" "No, I'm using the rest to make cupcake nectar."