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The curse in sports where if your defecate the Terrible Towel, you will lose a big game.
Man #1: Hey man, I just got a Colts Terrific Towel. You want one.
Man #2: It doesn't matter. The Colts now have the Terrible Towel Curse.
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A condition someone develops when they become a Let's Player that, on a subconscious level, makes them want to do a Let's Play of every game they have ever played, are currently playing, or will ever play, thinking of little quirks and catchphrases in each of these games that they could develop into commentary, as well as various "tricks" that they know in each game that they would like to share with their viewers; in this way, the word "curse" becomes synonymous with the word "addiction" (i. e. an "addiction" to Let's Playing), rather than the "bad luck" that Chuggaaconroy defined it as, regardless of his "coining" of the term. In addition to promoting the subconscious desire in someone to do a Let's Play of every game that they have ever played, are currently playing, or will ever play, the Let's Play Curse also prompts it's victims, while they are playing a game "just for fun," to commentate aloud as though they were recording an actual Let's Play for others to watch.
While gamemixup333 and I were watching his sister play Pokepark, for the Wii, we had taken a break from recording a Let's Play that we planned to upload to YouTube, but the Let's Play Curse compelled us to make up voices for all the Pokemon and to criticize the logic of the game in our style of commentary, as though we were still recording.
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When your man gets locked up unexpectedly and you are forced to wait on his ass because you love and wanna be with him. you sit around all day long waiting for his calls cuz you miss him and love him. Then.. when he finally calls, all he does is bitch about your life because they think your fucking around or their jealous of the fun your having, or...they jus sit on the other end of the phone and say absolutely FUCK ALL !! The worst part of this curse is when they get mad because you are having a side conversation because they were saying....FUCK ALL !! ( lol ) The second shitty part about this curse is when you send 2-3 letters a week and send pictures because they asked for it, and they take a week or 3 to write you back....ONE!! An those who are cursed with this curse take this shit very seriously!! No one knows why us cursed ones stay with these jail birds , most say that "we should walk away why wait on a man who put himself in there in the first place?" The reason is simple, its because only us cursed ones know who these jail birds are beneath their tough exterior . && we Fucken Love Them !! Hense the Jail Love Curse .
I waited all day for his call , but then he had rec, so he only could talk for 5 mins coz it was someone elses phone time. Then when he called me back , He got real mad coz i was chillen with my bro-mie" I think its this jail love curse...
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The tradegy of 9-11-2001 had collateral damage on the New York Yankees. After dominating Baseball winning 4 of 5 World Series from 1996 to 2000, they choked in game 7 and lost a 9th inning lead, the game, and the series. The Curse of 9-11 will outlast the "Curse of the Bambino"
Look for the documentary: "9 Innings From Ground Zero". It tells the story of the Yankee series loss in 2001, the beginning of the Curse of 9-11
How the Yankees have been owned since 2001:
2001: after 3 thrilling games in NY (homering off that Korean sidearm reliever in the 9th, twice), Mariano Rivera blows a save in the 9th inning of game 7. when did he blow a save in the playoffs before?
2002 Yankees can't hold leads in three straight games against the Angels and the Rally Monkey.
2003 In the final year of the curse of the Bambino, they come back against the Red Sox in game 7, but fall flat on their faces to Florida in the world series, losing 4 of the last 5 games.
2004 The biggest choke in Pro Sports History!!!! Up 3 games to 0 against the hated Red Sox, the millionaires in pinstripes stop playing baseball and drop an unprecedented 4 straight. The 7th game was the clincher, Red Sox ate them alive, wasn't it like 8-0 in the 3rd innning? This makes up for all the torment over the years the Red Sox suffered at the hands of the Yanks. Bucky Dent in 78? Forget it. Yankees will never ever live this down. Red Sox now own the Yankees for all time, This feat will never be equaled.
2005 Angels dust them off again, while losing their Cy Young winner early in the pivotal fifth game. The only team in the Torre Era with a winning record against the NYY is the Angels. Only fitting they eliminate them twice in post season play.
2006 After compiling the best record in major league baseball and cakewalking in the first game against the Tigers, they fall totally apart. no offense, no pitching.
2007 The Curse continues, The Cleveland Indians, playing like a team, dominate the Yankees, winning in 4 games in the first round.
2008 and on, and on, and on......
All the millions George Steinbrenner is spending on individual primadonnas isn't working. Teams the play like a team are knocking them out.
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When you are losing in Valorant 9-3, you will win the game despite being down by 6 rounds.
"ff"
"nah it's good, 9-3 curse"
The act of fighting off 15 or more cops butt ass naked while masterbating.
Broooo cooter just totally cursed slush puppies those cops.
when someone warns a friend or a random of a curse, yet the curse is bestowed on the person who did the warning instead of the person it's originally supposed to affect
Person 1: Hey bro if you go into that cave you'll be cursed and blinded!
Person 2: Nahhh uno reverse the curse. Imma just transitional curse movement this real quick
Person 1: AAHHHH IM BLINDED