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A Bruh Day is when you have had the worst day in your entire life; a day where things go devastatingly bad.
Justin: Yo I totally had a bruh day
Alex: What happened?
Justin: I got cum all over my face
The date 07-11-(insert any year here). This is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!
Fred: Hey where are you at? I've been waiting at the Texaco station for you for an hour!
Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!
Nickname for Tuesday.
When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.
(also can be Thursday too.)
Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.
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A legendary God, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, the first and the last andour lord and savior 😵🙌🏼 Usually speaks with powerful phrases such as "ho dawg" and says "this is not even a joke right now, six mile run dawg." He believes that we are all braddahs and sistahs fr fr 🔥🤘🏽 God prays to Brian Dai, Onions cry when they see him and Brain Dai never went through puberty, puberty went through him.
In these depressing times, we need to pray to our lord and savior Brian Dai.
A faux snow day; A day in which one is not required to commute to work, but still must work from home.
Snaux days are such a letdown.
I got so much work done during the snaux day.
Klaudas Day is a day celebrated on the 18th of October every year which commemorates and celebrates anyone named Klaudas. This can include buying Lithuanian goods and gifting them to people named Klaudas, as well as tending to call many things seen on the day as Soviet. Cards with pictures of Lithuania, (including the Curonian Spit) are also handed to anyone named Klaudas with a positive message written neatly inside. Klaudas Day also has a remembrance day on the 6th of November each year, where friends gather together and reminisce the beautiful and happy times shared on the Klaudas Day of the previous month (as this is the OG Klaudas’ birthday). This event was started when Joe and John graffitied the whiteboard and door in W10.
(Joe is an individual that orders plain at Nandos and cannot finish the meal due to it being too spicy)
Yoooo! It’s the 18th of October! You know what that means! It’s finally Klaudas Day!
Joe - Whats your favourite time of year? I like Easter a lot tbh but my favourite time of year has to be Christmas.
Vladimir - Are you serious!? My favourite time of year is Klaudas Day! I wait all year just to celebrate it!
- Things that are appropriate to say on Klaudas Day -
“Bro did you see that old school build?? There was some Soviet window tiles round the back where we did our Shelving Practical.”
“Literally look at these yellow bathroom tiles these must date back to 1917”
National Pick Up Your Son From Daycare and Give Him a Mohawk Before His Mommy Gets Home Day.
A day which occurs annually on November 6th, in which males pick up their son from daycare and cut their hair before the child's mother gets home.
Happy NPUYSFDGHMBHMGH Day!!!!
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