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Is a Male Bitch everyone in your Friend group knows,
Wtf Dakota why did you Just do that
A guy who puts no effort into relationships and who likes to spread rumors about his exes. He doesn’t respect women AT ALL, and he doesn’t like to listen to anything anyone has to say. Overall, he’s a huge asshole.
Dakota is a ugly bummy fake ass bitch thats talks too much and is pussy
Look at dakota and her spider legs
Contrary to other definitions Dakota can be a guy. He is the definition of loyalty. obviously someone you’d want to have on your team. The kind of person that will be there for you when you need him, without question. Handsome, smart and kindhearted. Don’t take it for granted though cause the niceness has an off switch.
I never knew what a best friend was until i met Dakota
A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
Dakota's are nice and caring men. They love to play around and have fun. Dakota's are hard workers and vet the job done.
Dakotas are usually a salamander-lookin head ass. They're pretty popular with the older kids, but his selfishness can drive people away easily. Dakotas are good friends as long as you're someone who can put up with a narcissistict personality. However, he's a really great boyfriend. His girl is the #1 person in his world and he's the most loyal and loving boyfriend even though he may not show it at times.
Dakota, you look like a salamander.