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When your member smells like meldew
Pulling my pants down to piss I smell dill dew
The tears that come out of your eyes when you yawn from sleepiness.
Are you crying?
No, it's just sleepy dew!
Butt sweat mixed with dookie from a dirty booty.
Walked in the bathroom after big Johnathan, and he left dookie dew all on the back of the toilet seat
dews….luck is a very cool person that likes eating sweets😎
dews….luck is cool and awesome
luca dewing are normally eggs heads with dead trims, he is commonly spotted playing golf. If you see one beware he might get you to shave his fanta pubes, if they interact with you use simple words like ‘ok’ and approach with caution! his favourite thing is smoking weed so when you are going places with him make sure to bring a lot of joints to share,he often hops around friendgroups and is very eggar for a girlfriend so if he try’s chatting you up makes sure to block immediately, he may get with your best friends and try chatting you up do not think your special if he’s dose he has done it multiple times before, he often runs back to his ex’s when he is done ruining some poor girls life.
me: what’s that coming towards us?
friend: oh it’s annoying orange.
me:what’s that?
friend: just a luca dewing
A selfie pic from a girl working out wearing a sports bra, with sweat beads running down the cleavage.
Dawn sent me a nice Mountain Dew Shot from the gym today, a great distraction from the meeting I was in.
The go to food choice of
Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers
Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can
Be seen as a bonus and side dish.
Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.