Don't Drop the Soap

*Phrase*

1. Be careful (said to people who are associating themselves with criminals)
2. Don't drop a bar of soap in a prison (it is commonly stereotyped that if a bar of soap is dropped in a prison's male showers, when bending down to pick it up, the person will be violently and sexually assaulted. Also see prison bitch)
3. (Use of 2 in a sarcastic and malicious way).

1: "They're gonna come after you, just don't drop the soap."
2: "Dude, I'm sorry to see you go. You did good. Just make sure you don't drop the soap."
3: "Don't drop the soap in jail, you fool-born wretch!"

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don't kid yourself

Don't lie to yourself, you are playing yourself

You are lying! Don't kid yourself asshole!

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He Don't Miss

When someone is spitting straight up fax or telling the truth.

Person 1: Bro this dude spittin MAD fax
Person 2: HE DON'T MISS

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I don't business

I don't care/I am not concerned.

'Oi rude boy, you wan go KFC or Maccy D's?'
'I don't business, blad.'
'KFC. Standard.'

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don't mess with Texas

It actually is a phrase that means the same as "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute". It is on "Do not litter" signs in the state of Texas.

Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.

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Don't get lemon

The use of lemon in this phrase is abbreviated from the cockney rhyming slang 'lemon tart'

lemon tart = smart

Example 1
"Don't get lemon with me son, or I'll take you outside and cut you open"

Example 2
Dumb arse gooner hater ain't so lemon now!

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Don't Stop Believing

As sung by Journey. The most motivational and epic song ever written. It is commonly sang by men in a bromance. It is a unifying force that brought three starcrossed bros into an everlasting bromance. This song is all that is american and amazing. It makes you cry, sweat and bleed at the same time. It unites all nations and will end all wars.

Don't Stop Believing comes on.

Guy 1- "Gather the people, its our song!"
The whole fucking world- "Just a small town girl...!"

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