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A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.
When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
How’d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey
Someone who takes a last minute, unwanted and dumb stand in an arguement, debate or row
Dude... She's being such a donkey sitter.
She's being the world's worst donkey sitter by being on Alyssa's side
A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.
From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.
Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
Advanced version of donkey punch. You fuck at the top of or on stairs. Donkey punch her while inside her and ride her down the stairs like a sled.
Maneuver is traditionally performed on stairs but can be done anywhere there is a decline.
Can be preformed with any partner male or female as long as proper donkey punch technique is used and are able to ride the person down the decline.
My girl is so mad about the other night. We were fucking on the stairs and while I was fucking her I donkey punched her and rode her down like a Donkey Sled.
A white dude with donkey size cock.
That John Holmes had some cock for a cracker, he was a donkey honky.
When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.
I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.