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Circum to its power of burn in hell
Friend 1: hi dude whats that you're hol-
You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*
You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant
Wanting to inflict harm on people with bread sandwiches and mustard.
It is time for ultimate destruction! It is the mustard of your doom!
Mark of the doom slayer. the warning to all of hell. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.
It is said once you see the Mark of the Doom Slayer it is too late for hell
When an American teen jumps off a balcony in London wearing brass knuckles with spikes in them. As he falls he starts to spin rapidly, meanwhile an old British tart is sunning her self nude outside. The kids whirrling ifst of furry goes up her arse when she bends over to pick up a glass of lemondae. He tunnels up her anus then out the top of her head. when he comes out he is caked in shit and blood and the woman is effectively "cream filled"
Cream filled meaning he filled he insides to the brim with smoldering goopy-goopie cum, A.K.A KUHMME!
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Black Doom is the half-father of Shadow the Hedgehog, an overpowered recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog that is in all honesty just a really depressed Sanic twat.
Black Doom is known to be a total doucebag, twisting others words and willing to do anything to get his son back under his control. In the fanfiction universe, Black Doom also becomes a magical hentai monster that is obsessed with yaoi incest with his own son. Much to the normal person's mind, Shadow actually also becomes socially awkward resulting with either being penetrated anally by the general public. Shadow then goes off into Mobius and either A. Fucks around with Sonic's bitches, B. Surprisingly comes out of the MOTHER FUCKING closet like all fangirls want him to be, resulting in Sonadow, Shadorge, Shadiver, ect., C. Turns Shadow into Black Doom's absolute bitch slave. or D. Sucicide ;( because we all know emos die over the feels.
Black Doom, unlike the rest of his species, has three glowing red eyes, and twin horns sticking out of either side of his head; he is decorated with a worn robe, chains with spiked ornaments, and jewels around the top of his robe that suggest he is an alien pimp. He has a very deep voice that presents an echoing effect of a child rapist and appears very aged much like John Herbert, claiming to be immortal like the OP fuck face he actually is. His appearance alone has a certain presence of dark aura that only scare male children of which haven't discovered tentacle porn yet.
Black Doom, a horrible character made by SEGA and somehow got popular due to lewd thoughts of women.
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I have a burning desire to dominated by the CEO of Doom
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1) When are on the borderline of being destroyed by a wall of doom caused by a meteor in the first level of the internet game "Dino Run"
2) A spin-off of the word from Dino Run, means that you are on the borderline of being involved in a huge failure
In both cases "Doom Surfing" can be an exciting time, if the participating party (or dinosaur) doesn't get caught up. When one is caught by the wall of doom, than he loses (applies to live as well)
Dood 1: Man, I was playing Dino Run at like 3 A.M.
Dood 2: Nice, I bet you were riding the Mind Zone pretty hard.
Dood 1: Hells to the yeah bro, i was doom surfing for like 60 seconds.
Dood 1: Man, I gotta D- in this class
Dood 2: Dood, you should do some work, the teachers knows you're doom surfing.
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