Dutch Fan

(v.) The act of farting into a heating fan that is placed in a small room, thus turning the entire room into a dutch oven.

And then James locked the doors and let out a huge dutch fan.

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Dutch Bros

The world's best tasting coffee. Period.

Home to the Iced Kicker, Dutch Bros originated out of Grants Pass, Oregon and is now in 7 western states in the U.S.

This coffee tastes way better than Starbucks AND it is way cheaper.

Because it is drive-thru only, you don't have to worry about walking in and seeing 14 different "authors" crowding up the room trying to work on their new "novel".

Dutch Bros Coffee. Try it. It's delicious.

Hey, wanna go to Starbucks?

No! I'd rather not pay $5 for a cup of dirt-tasting liquid. Let's go to Dutch Bros instead.

That's a good plan!

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Dutch thumb

When one inserts his/her thumb in their own ass and then asks a friend/co-worker/boyfriend/girlfriend etc. to smell the thumb.

I hate it when John puts his Dutch thumb in my face.

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dutch cooler

When a 4-man bobsled team is in the middle of a run and one of the members of the team farts, trapping the odor in the sled until the end of the run.

The Jamaicans did not qualify for the finals because one of them created a dutch cooler in their last attempt.

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pass that dutch

v. To Dance. Not the tango, not the waltz, not the foxtrot, not the two-step. The "get on the floor" and "get it on" dance.

I'ma pass that dutch with my chick tonight.

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Dutch fucking

The act of slotting ones manhood in between a pair cheasticles, and having the owner of them massage your Sausage accordingly. The end result of this most pleasurable activity can often be the giving of a pearl necklace to the young lady as a reward for her good work.

"Oh, mate. The misses was not in the mood for a shag last night, so she still gave me a good dutch fucking instead!"

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Dutch surprise

A Dutch oven that has gone too far.

From the Daily Telegraph:
"In London today the shock news spread that Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Phillip will be filing for divorce. A spokesperson for the royals has exclusively told the Daily Telegraph that the Queen initiated the procedings after Prince Phillip gave her a Dutch surprise this morning. Prince Phillip has long been known to be a patron of the Dutch oven."

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