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When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle
Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?
The worst band ever concieved is They Might Be Giants.
"Hey did you hear They Might Be Giant's new song?"
"O that song about doctor worm playing drums?"
"Yeah"
"Well that song SUCKED! And that band is the worst band Ever Created"
best weed ever
commonly used towards pineapple express
bro
this shit is the dopest dope ive ever smoked
A sentence a kid said on tv while having a stroke.
“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”
JOKER:
Tell me, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Line habitually used by the Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Tim Burton's Batman. Best movie in the franchise, pre-Christian Bale.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
A color changing glass bowl with a large reservoir and a shape that makes all the resin drip back into the fire, so that every last bit goes to a good home. Waste not, want not.
This bowl took a long time to get kicked, it's the Ever Lasting Gob Stopper.
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