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1. The horrible, ugly, smug vampire from Twilight, that makes you wish that teenage girls had taste in men.
2. Exclamation of disgust.
1. Edward Cullen should die, but whatever. He's not even real.
2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say!
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An experiment to test the durability of an object, which involves suspending the object upside down
"I'm not sure if my models glue will hold together, I'll do the Edwards Test".
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when referring to Oliver Edwards in the most southerly parts of england, you refer to the said person as a clumsy, lanky, general fool.
Oh you are such an Oliver Edwards as you just collapsed on the floor while attempting to catch a ball.
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The act of being unnecessarily creepy toward a member of the opposite sex.
Boy:Wow, you look like you bleed nice.
Girl: WTF, now you're going Edward on me!?!
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A retarded homosexual so-called vampire who likes to feast on the entrails of little 12 year old virgin girls, then force feeds them his 'home-made" vampire shit. He is most likely to be found in the habitats of cold peninsula's located in China and North India. This homosexual vampire also likes to sneak into 5 year old boys rooms every night and rips of their undergrown penises and testiciles which he makes his special vampire 5 course meal "vampicles with sauce" (The sauce being the blood of a heterosexual male.)
Benefit fraud mother with 6 kids:
OMG have you read in The Times it says that another 5 year old boy has been raped and 5 12 year old girls who were having a sleepover were gagged and forced to what was thought to be the liver of a butch lesbian!
Man with job: STFU bitch how did you even afford the times newspaper besides if anyone had done that it would've been Edward Cullen now GTFO and make me a sandwich you japs eye.
A popular character according to many pubelescent teenage girls and boys, and including the rare heterosexual male aswell.
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A gay vampire in the book "Twilight" by Stephanie Dumbass
-fuck the dumb shit called Edward Cullen.
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