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A super awesome girl, who is smart, sexy and funny. she knows how to make people smile and doesn't deserve half of the shit that she gets in life... made to be loved not hated. Words cannot describe how much I love her.
"Woah that's 'Ellie-Mae'; I'd Tap that"
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The sexiest woman on the planet. She's a mysterious, good-hearted person. Has a good sense of humor yet is very passionate. This is only the half of her. She's also the frontwoman of synthpop duo La Roux ;) And i want to marry her.
-your secret lover B.Y.
Nobody can do it like Elly Jackson.
Elly Jackson is so beautiful.
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A cheating bitch who needs to stop lying everyone hates her and she is a snake
Ellie Hiyar is the defenition of snake.
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Jeff Ellis is a great example of why the rich sould stay indoors
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Ellie jo is a wonderful,kind,creative and loving person with a huge heart of love and imagination. If anyone knows an Ellie jo they should be very grateful.
Omg you should totes be an Ellie jo!
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Pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates who threw a no hitter high on LSD
"I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me." - Dock Ellis
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Born in Australia on October 11, 1971, Jason Ellis is a radio host on XM 48 Sirius 28 Faction from 3-7PM Eastern. He is also a pro skateboarder, MMA fighter, Actor, and the lead singer of the band Taintstick. His nicknames include Young Wing, The Future, Six Pounds Soft and many others.
"Hi, I'm Jason Ellis... get these balls!"
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