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English Muffin

English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.

"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".

by ednamillion October 3, 2011

57πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


English class

Class that most math students hate but an average person loves.

Please for the love of god I don't want to read the fucking twelfth night and write an essay about it. When will I use Shakespeare verses in life or to a degree that involves STEM, and even if I have to read old writer can we read better playwright then the overrated Shakespeare. Fuck You English class

Me: Can I Plz Read this non- fiction book
English Teacher: NO
Me: Well Fuck You

by OHHELLNAH January 29, 2018

12πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


English Teacher

Sticker fingers, blind dater who likes blow jobs something called a star six nine for him and her.

english teacher or some other teacher.

by europopian August 7, 2009

36πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Brandon English

Very good in bed and loves when people say his name

He is Brandon English

by Yo133 April 7, 2019


Great Englishing

A sarcastic way of saying you can’t speak English well.

Richard β€œI went and to see the movie yesterday.”

Vanessa β€œGreat englishing.”

by Fizzwizz2410 April 18, 2019


English Wheel

When you're having intercourse with a girl and you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out .

I was at the bar last night and picked up some girl we went home and had intercourse then i English wheeled her.

by Itsdanno June 14, 2016


english siege

to eliminate your enemy by slowly cutting off his bloodline through breeding out their family or culture. often put into practice by use of prima nocta.

In Braveheart, the English king attempted an english siege upon the Scots.

by Mike Loree December 11, 2008