THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD. deserves all the awards
Cody Fern: i don’t eat any buddah
Fans: Evan Peters puts lord of butter in his coffee
The suspect to be the crying child from FNaF 4
P1:Yo! Evan afton isnt real! His name is chris
P2:No! Its Mike!
P1:then who is Foxy bro?
P2:terrence!
P1:who is terrence?
P3: god help me his name is evan its confirmed why are people still debating it ...
When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy
Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans
Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.
Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree
the only person in all of high school musical who isn't incredibly fucked up. look up the hashtag #sharpaywasnotthevillain and you'll understand
1- sharpay evans annoys me so much bro
2- are you kidding? she was not the villain!
He is the literal definition of a man. He compensates his height for a massive cock and it works. Undoubtedly the most attractive man alive and loves to tell you.
Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock