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THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD. deserves all the awards
Cody Fern: i don’t eat any buddah
Fans: Evan Peters puts lord of butter in his coffee
One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.
Damn Evan Eberlin took your whole meth stash.
A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster
Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!
When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy
Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans
Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.
Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree
Guy1: hey look at Evan and dino making out guy 2: yeah that's gross
He is the literal definition of a man. He compensates his height for a massive cock and it works. Undoubtedly the most attractive man alive and loves to tell you.
Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock