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1. When you tell the person "hey I'm stealing this (typically an object of no value)" with an undertone of 'and there aint a damn thing you are gonna do about it'.
2. When a person sees you pick up an object and turn and walk away with it and don't say anything about it.
Person one: he said you took his whistle
Person two: yeah but I stole it fair and square man, I told him I was taking it
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The Drunken Irish pronunciation of “For Fucks Sake”
Person: Fair Fox Ache Lad, gent me another pint
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While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.
That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.
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a synonym for mullet. a hairdo most often seen at any of the numerous midwestern state fairs by individuals in barbeque stained wifebeaters, carrying a nine dollar 12 ounce beer in one hand and a grilled turkey leg in the other.
why do you want to go to the midway? all the three-toothed carneys are there sporting their fair doos.
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A girlfriend that is only used when the boy is alone or needing sexual pleasure
Marc: "Urgh i need my girlfriend, im alone"
Guy: "Wow, shes definitely a fair weather girlfriend"
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When a girl puts your testicles in her mouth and attempts to speak the proper Queen's English (e.g., "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain).
My Fair Lady: To improve her diction, Angela gives a "May Fair Lady" to Eric each evening.
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There are no rules in this bitch. If you get scammed, don't complain. You got lied to? Cry me a lake. This is a cruel world. Don't expect others to be honorable or just. Take advantage of weakness. Always stay one step ahead and get yours by any means.
"Fuck a fair one, I get mine the fast way. Ski mask way, nigga, ransom notes"
"Fuck a fair one. You know?"
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