A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, understanding of the multitude of elements involved, or independent synthesis of the data available. Generally political, or theological, but almost always polarizing in nature.
Origins:
Often originating from best selling books on said topics written by authors that disregard scholarly objections to their opinions and instead focus on the criticism of the groups they are critiquing.
Also commonly originating in politically motivated cable television shows masquerading as news broadcasts, the opinion based article section of a newspaper, and rhetoric blaring radio shows.
Most of time Jane/John doe relies on fast food opinions instead of understanding the subject they are criticizing.
It's hard to take him/her seriously when they just spit out fast food opinions they heard on _____ last night.
I thought he/she had an unusually volatile opinion about ___ and when I asked him/her to explain it they seemed unable to understand what they had just said. I think it is safe to say they have fast food opinions.
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Electric windows in an automobile
This is the new model, it comes with fast glass and air conditioning as standard.
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The act of pulling your penis out of ones anus and jabbing the upper lip of another, leaving a shit stain that looks like charlie chaplin's stash. Almost a dirty sanchez but not quite.
I seen your wife at work today, That shit bag copy machine repair man had left her with a fast chaplin again.
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When attempting to frag someone they move faster then expected but not fast enough to avoid being pwn'd
Dude that guy was totally fast food but not fast enough.
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A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, independent thought, wit, or creativity of one's own. Generally political, or theological in nature.
"John always re-posts political messages on Facebook. I'm tired of hearing his fast food opinions."
"Fox News is the nation's leading purveyor of fast food opinions."
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sonic is high on crack, anyone who obsseively sing this song has a crack addiction seek help. sonic is always high istg, whether its on adreniline, crack or some kind of unknown substance. don't drink that sonic energy drink
Person 1: GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER
Person 2 on the phone: Hey police I have a man who is high as fuck here please send back up
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A phenomena when a movie gets a soulless sequel after sequel, just to pump money from the franchise.
"Have you seen John Wick 4?"
"No, why?"
"Producers are just milking money at this point. Starting to suffer from real Fast & Furious -syndrome"