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The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.
Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.
2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.
The action that is taken when one or more individuals need to be put in their place, or when a situation calls for an alpha to step up and assert their dominance to get the desired outcome
I decided to flex my balls at work and make the peasants under me work late
Someone who can intensly flex their dong masterfully.
Hey Zakk your a Dong Master Flex, that thing is redic!
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A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.
You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!
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A code word that gay men use in order to say "I wanna have rough sex". Commonly used on discord.
Person: *Image perms flex*
Person 2: HELL YEAH BAYBEE
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1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.
2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.
Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.
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When someone says the most random fucking thing and you’re in a bitchy mood so you tell them “weird flex but okay” so they’ll shut up .
Person 1: It’s my one year veganversary!!
Person 2: tf ... weird flex but okay....
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