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After you but fuck a girl and cum in her ass then, suck it out with a straw.
Ass Fucking then sucken with a straw.
When you have sex in the back of a cop car after being arrested.
Bill and Joanne got arrested then did the ol’ Florida honeymoon!
ducks that don’t like water ‘cause
“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water
Male bar patron singles out the weirdest male in the bar (people don't like or find creepy)and jizz on his face then female friend/girlfriend smacks said male in the face afterwords and yells "You're a bitch!"
"Goatbeard got Florida Bitchslapped!
When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis
I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob
Located in the heart of Broward county also XxxTentacion’s birthplace. Plantation is a Mixing pot of low income to wealthy statutred citizens and influenced by many cultures. neighboring city’s like Davie (where the Yee haws get down), lauderhill, sunrise, and Drakes favorite weston.
Plantation Florida
“No more grabba Leaf in plantation?!? “
*Basically the end of the world for all high school potheads*
The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.
Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..