After you but fuck a girl and cum in her ass then, suck it out with a straw.
Ass Fucking then sucken with a straw.
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When you have sex in the back of a cop car after being arrested.
Bill and Joanne got arrested then did the olβ Florida honeymoon!
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ducks that donβt like water βcause
βwhy isnβt that duck in water?β
βcause
florida duck
sick of the water
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The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.
Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..
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An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.
Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!
What happened to him?
Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude
Oh no! did he find out?
Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first
A Florida ticket?! Poor guy
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Is A redneck town where all the hillbillies go to buy Junkyard parts
Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest
Robert where do we find parts for your F150 Let's go to trenton florida
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When a girl is going through a gay faze but she usually has multiple kids most times from a black guy. 1 month is lesbian next month is back with her baby daddy
Leslie is so Florida gay last week she was with Abby now she's back with Tyrone. But then she makes Facebook post saying "girls treat me so much better"
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