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After you but fuck a girl and cum in her ass then, suck it out with a straw.
Ass Fucking then sucken with a straw.
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It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.
I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.
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ducks that don’t like water ‘cause
“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water
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When you have sex in the back of a cop car after being arrested.
Bill and Joanne got arrested then did the ol’ Florida honeymoon!
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When a girl is going through a gay faze but she usually has multiple kids most times from a black guy. 1 month is lesbian next month is back with her baby daddy
Leslie is so Florida gay last week she was with Abby now she's back with Tyrone. But then she makes Facebook post saying "girls treat me so much better"
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Is A redneck town where all the hillbillies go to buy Junkyard parts
Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest
Robert where do we find parts for your F150 Let's go to trenton florida
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Male bar patron singles out the weirdest male in the bar (people don't like or find creepy)and jizz on his face then female friend/girlfriend smacks said male in the face afterwords and yells "You're a bitch!"
"Goatbeard got Florida Bitchslapped!
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