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America's favorite improv/sketch comedy troupe.
Tonight I saw Grandma's 3rd Leg and laughed my ass off!
You should check out Grandma's 3rd Leg at www.grandmas3rdleg.com
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What zero says when he can't come up with anything
Zero:yo, my grandmas a turtle
Josh, shut up
This is a nickname given to someone who is cynical, hates fun, and hates it when other people have fun. Originally derived from the stereotypical view of an angry grandmother who thinks her grandkids shouldn't be allowed to play and have fun.
Don't be such a Grandma Kill Joy, come to the party! It will be fun!
The best inside joke ever created. It's derived from Friends, and isn't necessarily meant to be dirty, but comes up like that anyways
Person1: I really like pie. What's your favorite food?
Person2: Grandma's Chicken Soup...
sometimes grandma likes to have nacho with her tv dinner
there are no pictures of grandma eating nachos on the internet
To respect your elders. When grandma speak you should not answer her. This is the ultimate sign of respect, marking the grandma as the alpha of the family, the ultimate gigachad.
If you want to continue living in this house don't respond to grandma when she is speaking
A handjob. Referred to as a "Gift From Grandma", because traditionally on holidays the gift from Grandma was the worst one given. Hence the analogy of receiving a gift you didn't really want.
Guy One: So how'd it go with Cheryl last night?
Guy Two: Eh, not so good. I just ended up with a gift from Grandma.
Guy One: Bummer, dude.
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